Tomorrow is the Bond University Pub Crawl.
I bought my T-Shirt early this semester. This will be my third consecutive 'crawl'.
The 'crawl' will start at 2pm Friday at Don's Tavern.
It is unfortunate that The Unnamed student will not be attending. For those of you that don't know the unnamed student...he is a Canadian from Halifax via Calgary and Toronto. When we first met him, he was a hard-working law student. Kept to himself, but was always willing to help out his fellow student with a piece of advice here and there. Lately - things have changed. The unnamed student has dropped studying in place for a heavy dose of drinking. Or as they'd say in Australia, "he's on the piss." Further, his tennis playing skills has recently become disgraceful. He has a habit of hitting balls out of bounds and yelling his own name to himself!!!"
We're not sure what it will take to get him on track, and frankly, we don't care. The unnamed student has hit rock bottom, and there aint no answers at the bottom of the bottle.
Back to the crawl...Marky Buoy and I will be attending. I have already vowed to be on the earliest, to leave the latest. This will involve drinking copius amounts of beer. I will also have to keep myself amused somehow. I will do this by watching 'Buoy' try to pick up up women. This will be funny. Hopefully he brings the move out whereby he "bobs" his head up and down. It's a pathetic move, but it has apparently worked once. But let's put it this way...even a dog has its day sometimes.
Davey Buoy will not be attending.
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 5:38 a.m.
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