The Vitamin G school of acting like a Human Being.
Sure I said this blog would die...and it will. However, I must say that Skuller has accepted to be in the Vitamin G school of being a better person.His first lesson - cut hair. You get good grades if you shave your head to look like the Vitamin, however, a pass is attainable if hair looks like a human being. Prior to Thursday, he would have failed.
Second Lesson - Spelling. Skuller has said this to me: "who give a fuck"
If he passes the different levels of the Vitamin school, he will receive a certificate that is arguably more valuable than a degree at Bond.
That is all for now.
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 9:18 a.m.
8 Comments:
Love it hahahahaha
Can you add some lessons:
How to throw up in public - Knowing_Your_Drinking_Limits_101
How to watch your language in company - Communication_101
and
How to insult surreptitiously - Staying_at_Bond_101
that's ironic. gord needs to attend his own school if you ask me. talk about lacking in skills of a human being. He might have the groomed look but that's where it stops.
"He might have the groomed look" Smarten-up the man is a GOD!
Listen Gord I advised Skuller about the haircut months ago. Remember? I set the style around here since you transferred me to the Kazakistan Social Pages!
Has Skuller been advised to wear a 'one piece' swimming costume like the one worn by Borat? I think that would be a grand idea for the ladies!
Get him to wear the florescent green one. So Sexy!
http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/01/borat-screws-real-kazakh-tv-crew/
He's bringing Sexy back.
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