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This is the end

• End of Sem bash was a success last night at Don's tavern. Goodbye to the Wild Drunk, The Rocket (and the Sprocket), Will Fennell, Sam Chester, Rob Bartrop, Naomi King is going to Japan, Nate and Paula are off to Chicago for a semester at Northwestern. I say this to the people that are leaving - Long may you run.
  
• I'm not sure if it's a good idea to be eating M&Ms for breakfast.
  
• Skuller never stops with the good work. Over lunch in the Brasserie yesterday, Skuller was asked where he was from. He responded, "Rockhampton...if you haven't been there....don't go." I am sure Tourism Rockhampton will be knocking down his door looking to give the Skuller a job.
  
• Jay Botelho needs to learn some better moves. Last night was a disgraceful performance.
  
• Nate (of the terrible three) believed that the slot machines at Delano's bar (pokies) were discriminating against him because he is Jewish.
  
• Great to see Canadian golfer Mike Weir near the top of the leaderboard at the PGA Championship. The brother's Diot (Lucentis) are again cheering against him. Why do they dislike Mike Weir? Do they also hate Tim Hortons, hockey, and snow? Ironically, Dave Lucenti's favourite golfer missed yet another cut this week at the PGA - David Duval. In more positive news for Duval, he moved up seven spots in the world golf ranking to number 304. But close on Duval's heels is Andrew Mclardy from South Africa. Can Duval catch # 301 Kim Jong Duk from Korea by end of the year? Stay tuned!
• I met a girl named Jazmine last night who works for the Gold Coast Bulletin. I told her I was also a member of the media. I said, that I cover the Bond University beat. She hadn't heard of the blog....does she live under a rock? Doesn't matter...I told her I had never heard of the Bulletin either.
  

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 6:52 a.m.