The Vitamin School
Last night I tried to give the Skuller another lesson from the Vitamin School.I told him that he shouldn't have quit the school when he had so much promise.
He then told me he didn't quit, he thought he was expelled.
That is probably true. But for the time being, the Vitamin is taking the Skuller back under his wing even thought he is a disgrace and he has barely passed rule #1.
For those of you that don't know, Rule #1 is don't question the Vitamin's judgment. Also to make sure you don't look like you belong in a cage.
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 9:16 p.m.
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I would say rule number one should be don't listen to Gordon Prisco. At least this is what I told my daughter. Gordon you are sounding like a private school bully. Emma enjoys her own company. She also enjoys reading. She doesn't hide out in her room and sulk. She just informed me of your opinion of what she does. She has also been encourged, by Victor and myself, to follow and support what she believes in, even if the rest of the family don't agree. Stop acting like a private school bully. Say something nice or say nothing at all, and stop antagonising my daughter. Enough.
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You're a soft touch Gord.
What is wrong with private school bullies?
How was this post anything to do with Emma?
jack you are an idiot. i don't believe emma's mother to be over zealous. learn how to read and understand what people are saying. this is a skill that you will need in the big wide world out there. it appears emma already has it. you on the other hand, perhaps gordon will teach you.
Hey Gord;
I read this on someone elses blog and thought of you
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Amazing how you print comments that make you look good but don't print comments that give you some healthy criticism.
for those who love to hate Gord... I think it was grade 11 english when Gord decided to ask our english teacher if HE douched?!?!? The teachers response was a classice beating upon poor Gord. He flipped Gord's desk over than managed to lay a couple of good Tyson-esque shots to Gords skull. It was priceless. Sorry Gord but I had to.
Doesn't that have a different meaning in Canada?
Heres the situation, its as clear as day you dickhead, Emma's mum still fights Emma's fights and when she isnt doing it she rallys all her friends like you to protect her. Your going to have to stop treating Emma like she is 12, you may enjoy her being so innocent at her age but this will result in her downfall one day, she needs to toughen up.
I may only be 19 but my take on a skill needed in the outside worls is the substance to stand by your convictions. What kind of pathetic weak piece of shit are you to attack someone and not leave your name, you have no honour
Anon Dickhead at 8:36, No shit you dumb motherfucka, thats the point of comment moderation, it particularly serves the interest of preventing gutless people under Anon going on your blog and saying things they would not have the courage to say in person.
Anyway, If it comes to blocking adversary comments I believe Emma is the leader well and far. Hopefully one day when she gets the chance to grow up she will learn that denialism is weak
could i suggest don't lie as perhaps the most successful tip to get women. if you do lie they might not find out straight away, however, in the end people find out. tell the truth straight out, don't skew it to make yourself look better, as you will only look like a moron down the track when the real story reveals itself. dishonesty, mistruths and half truths are pathetic. you might look good to begin with but in the end the jokes on you.
JB maybe Emma makes anonymous posts too.
Jack. Gord is a grown up, practice what you preach, let him fight his own battles.
Speaking of school does anyone remember learning about the significance of the syllabul? Well if there is one thing I can say about Mr Howard he was definatley paying attention in this class. Some of you might ask what I am talking about and I will tell you now. I am talking about Mr Howar's wedge politics and how reace issues are going to be a feature at our next election. As part of his pre-election strategy Mr Howard has change the name of the Immigration Department from The Department of Immigration & Ethnic Affairs (DIMIA) to the Department of Immigration & Citizenship (DIC). Never before in Australia have we had a Department with the acronym DIC. Imagine the embarressment for the Secretary who would be known colloqually as the Head DIC. Last Wednesday the Secretary of the Department sent an
e-mail out to the Department saying that he would be discussing the Department's new name with the Minister. Mr Howard said he was staying with DIC as he has always thought that citizenship was important. After several days of disagreement Mr Howard finally announced that the Department would be called DIAC.
"does anyone remember learning about the significance of the syllabul" - does anyone care? Nope, don't think so.
FYI, I don't post anon. I don't care to. If I do have anything to say, I'm happy to put my name to it. Quiet frankly i have much better things to do than read these stupid blogs. I am glad I'm banned, please also ban my parents, I have provided them with a list 0f 50 possible things to do before reading these bond blogs, with the exception of 'drws'. Have a nice day.
Drew I was pointing out that the Prime Minister made an absolute fool of himself calling a Federal Department DIC.
Drew,
Here is an Australia Day message from someone who knows how to write:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS25sTLsiHg
Anon;
I was pointing out that no-one cares either way.
Drew,
I was also commenting that only in Australia would you have a Prime Minister who called a Department DIC.
Unfortunately it appears to be a universal problem
Defence Industries Council - UK - http://www.sbac.co.uk/pages/59165823.asp
Anon 8:53PM I would give Gord more credit than you as some people still act like they are in their Year 9 english class :)
I saw Emma cry one day in the Law Library so she does care about what people say about her after all. However, if I may pass one comment that is that she feels the need to involve her parents in blogs I find this disturbing. I ask the question are we in kindegarten or university.
Here Here mate
phew but have you met emma's sister. However even more dangerous friend Cait, she has a backhander thats publicly known.
So not only can Em hold her own she has the forces!
No its not Emma's Mum, sounds like Gords, can't quite believe that son of mine............needs a job!
http://www.actsofgord.com/index.html
skuller is an animal
hmmm ... I think I think less of him now ... !
I am a legend and until you can keep up with me continue to dream you can live in my status, cause a dream is all you have/will ever have.
As for Emma, She could have the largest army in the world, they wont save her, why fight the army when the biggest vunerability being her very soft physcological defence is open to attack, the battle would be won before it ever begun.
359B of Criminal Code Act 1899 Unlawful stalking is intentionally directed at a person on 1 or more occasions of 1 or more acts of the following type:
(ii) contacting a person in any way, including, for example, by telephone, mail, fax, e-mail or through the use of any technology;
(iv) leaving offensive material where it will be found by, given to or brought to the attention of, a person;
(vi) an intimidating, harassing or threatening act against a person, whether or not involving violence or a threat of violence;
(d) that—
(ii) causes detriment, reasonably arising in all the circumstances, to the stalked person or another person.
Detriment is defined in s 359A(b) to include serious mental, psychological or emotional harm.
It is immaterial whether the apprehension or fear, or the violence, mentioned in the section is actually caused. 359C(5)
"the biggest vunerability being her very soft physcological defence is open to attack, the battle would be won before it ever begun"
Tread carefully boys.
your going to try and gain power by argueing for the liabillity of a criminal offence that would be impossible to prove, you sir/maddam are a fuckwit.
All hail the mighty Jack. Your logic is flawless.
I like you, someone who has there head right hahaha
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