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Rating Talk Show Hosts

Nothing more nothing less. I'm gonna rate some folks I see on TV. And yeah, I call it rating talk show hosts, but really it's rating people that talk. My top ten list of personalities.

8. Dr Phil - Great start to his career. But there's this guy I know whose name is Phil and he is weird, so I can't give this Phil a higher ranking.

7. Ricki Lake -"You said I was ugly but look at me now!" Ricki made this line famous. But she's off the air now. I was never a big fan.

6. Sally Jess Raphael - Influenced some of today's greats. Sold-out when she got rid of the big red glasses.

4. Tie - Judge Judy and Oprah Winfrey. These two women have arguably had a similar impact on TV history. They are both...how would you say...the moral compass of society. Sure Oprah may give away cars at the end of the show, but Judy provides justice in her judgments for stolen $99 wedding rings. Oprah has endorsed Barack Obama as Democratic Presidential Nominee. Judge Judy has yet to give such an endorsement.

3. Joey Greco - Cheaters - A relative newcomer. Joey is helping people - in fact he just told someone (I'm watching right now) he was there to help them. Helping them find who their significant other (or apparently not so significant) is cheating with. I see big things for Joey. My favourite episode was the one where he got stabbed on a boat.

2. Montell Williams - This was really tough choice considering Montell brought this dog to the world. He still has the opportunity to take over number one someday.

1. Maury Povich - Ever wonder if that kid really is yours? If so, Maury's your guy. He's helped more people find out if they were the real father of babies than anybody. Sure Oprah gives billions to good causes, but I think finding out which one of ten guys is the real father of your baby is more important.


Ok, so i got bored and only gave 8 people. It's my choice and right. bye.

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 5:45 a.m.