Nick of Time
No time to post lately. In the meantime, look at this list.It's not a bad list...but to put Metallica' Black Album and Nirvana's Nevermind before AC/DC's Back in Black is incorrect. I'll give reasons later.
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If you're ever hurting for cash.....goodnight!
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 6:16 a.m.
3 Comments:
If Kevin Rudd doesn't win the next election I will start eating Prozac!
Also to the Gold Digging Parasite that friend of mine who I mention it too old for you at the tender age of 59 even though she looks 39 years old. Do you really want to be a 43 year old toy boy? It would bea bit like Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore.
Please I know I am a used up broken down bum. You will be doing society a great favour. Watching this porn (so cruelly supplied by the Vitamin's extensive library) and punting all day is turning ( perhaps only reinforcing) my homicidal tendancies. Listen I am 43 but look 59. Its a match made in heaven (hm make that hell). When it all turns to tears there is a little bit of cash for her to rob me of anyway. She will love it. Some young imbecile to hang out with for the statutory period (Defacto Act. Love that word) and then literally bingo for the old boiler. Then its on to the next bloke. Ah life aint it grand.
Disclaimer. Any references to heaven and hell are made pursuant to the following provisos:
1. It is not intended to offend the religious.
2. I dont not believe in such mumbo jumbo.
And another thing Rich ##### dont come back to me that this old boiler is 'independantly wealthy.'
I can 'cop' her cleaning me out financially but i wont 'cop' that she has somehow amassed her fortune honestly. I involve myself with her on the sole basis that i am a sad sick human being who will make out with a 59 year old boiler in desperation.
I am only doing so as i need to earn my wealth back so i can go after the most beautiful girl in the whole world Paula.
In the meantime I am quite content to watch the vitamin's high grade porn and punt in between trying to pass five subjects.
Tell the old boiler to take it or leave it and its her shout for dinner and wine if we go out.
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