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Don't mess with this man...

There's a few things people should always remember. Don't pull on Superman's cape...Don't pee in the wind...and never ever ever get in a drinking competition with the Skuller. I know better, but last night, a first semester friend named Dave found out the hard way. The Skuller is not a man, he's an alcohol vacuum - a drinking machine.

While we here at www.gordprisco.blogspot.com don't condone drinking at the level of the Skuller, he seems to be in his element when drinking...or his 'office' if you will.

For example, you've heard of athletes in "the zone." Well, if you'll take a look at picture #2 in this set, look at Skuller's eyes. He is staring down his opponent, daring him to keep up. And when the Skuller wins, he raises his arm in victory.

Unfortunately/Fortunately, much of what Skuller had to drink was given back to the canal as he you can see in picture #4.

And another thing about the Skuller...people from Bond would know where Varsity Towers is in relation to the Skuller's home at North Tower Residence. (above Don's Tavern). Well, there was only one way of getting the drinking maniac home last night - Regent Taxi. He is the first man in Bond history to take a cab 200 yards. But while there is a direct route to walk over a bridge, driving isn't so simple. The bridge is locked off to cars. Drivers must take the highway and go around through the main entrance to the University, and then Voila, you're home...$13 later.

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 4:55 a.m.