Hobbit
Here's two things I have to report:
1) Elijah Wood was the star of the Lord of the Rings. Seen above is not Elijah Wood, it is Gollum aka Smigel. Anyway, despite my confusion of pictures, I feel that Wood should no longer be in other movies other than ones that depict him as a Hobbit. I just can't take him seriously in any other role...not to say I take him seriously as a hobbit either.
this news fascinates me...
2) Kola Boof, an American poet of Sudanese descent, ignited worldwide controversy with her recently published memoir, Diary of a Lost Girl. In it, Boof alleges that she was the mistress of Osama bin Laden for six months in 1996. She claims she was held against her will at the luxury Marrakesh hotel La Maison Arabe.
According to Boof, bin Laden kept copies of Playboy and Star Magazine in his briefcase, was a frequent pot smoker, and enjoyed having sex while listening to Van Halen. Boof says she was required to dance naked to the B-52s song Rock Lobster for nights on end.
I gotta start listening to more Van Halen...
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 7:09 a.m.
5 Comments:
Rock Lobster; great track. What ever happend to the B-52's? Can www.gordprisco.blogspot.com please research this pressing and important question?
Guess you didn't see him in Ice Storm before Lord of the Rings. Ang Lee director, Fantastic. In defence Elijah has a talent for acting that extends far beyond that of soley being written off to play only a hobit.
Funny how people like OSAMA who hark down upon the ideals of American culture claiming it is lacking a moral compass, but then we find that OSAMA was your typical Yank, or a typical guy in fact who smoked dope, read some of the latest on Tom Cruise, then jerked off to some porn, all while listening to some JUMP on the Boom box. Hypocrites really. Why hate our way of life when you are doing the same thing every other red blooded male is doing in our free world. Next there will be reports he was also a big time fan of NHL96 for Sega Genesis. LIsten up OSAMA, no one can beat me at any NHL video game. I can just see him now...Dany Heatley's face shows up and there is OSAMA saying, EASPORTS its in the game!
"I gotta start listening to more Van Halen..." That is not going to help your success rate with women.
Now that my hair is short I think I look like Gollum, Smigel or whatever his name is
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