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Ice cream dog

• There is a woman on TV feeding her dogs ice cream cones. What is this woman thinking?
• Yesterday was golf day on the coast. Marc, Dave and I went to Robina Woods. The weather was fantastic. The golf was less than stellar, however, the Vitamin pulled out yet another win over Marc - 3 and 2 in the match play. "I just do what it takes to win," said the Vitamin.
  
• The Skuller tells me that things aren't too exciting in Rockhampton (for those of you that don't know, Rockhampton is like living in Kapuskasing, Ontario). But he did report that he is trying to pass on his skulling ways to his younger brother. He reports that he bet his brother $10 that he couldn't skull a small glass of rum. After the first taste his brother piked. When I asked the Skuller if that was the first time his younger sibling has had a drop of the grog, Skuller said, "well, he's only 12...in four days that is." That's it Skuller, teaching your 11 year old brother to drink.
• Reports from Chicago are good. Bartrop and Nate (of the terrible three) have made it and have already seen the Chicago Cubs play (see picture above). There is also a report of a homeless person mistaking Nate for Jesus. Nate tells us it's disturbing when anyone, let alone a homeless person, comes up to you and starts screaming, "fuck you jesus! fuck you!"
• Trivia question. What golf hole is seen above? Answer....hole 10 at the masters where Mike Weir beat Len Mattiace in the 2003 Masters playoff. Mike took the week off this week. As for David Duval, he kinda took the weekend off too...well, shooting 74-77 will usually do that to you. Another missed cut. When is Dave going to join team Weir?

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 5:07 a.m.