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Have you seen this man?

Wanted: Golf cheat Mr Bob Lucenti was recently seen on the Gold Coast, in sunny Australia, cheating in a game of golf. Known for his cheating ways back in Canada where balls are miraculously found after errant tee shots, Bob has brought his cheating his ways to Australia.
If you see this man, DO NOT play him, DO NOT approach him. He is considered armed (with a foot wedge) and dangerous (with a scorecard eraser).

Father to Marc and Dave Lucenti, the sons are at sometimes reluctant to speak of their father's cheating ways. However, Marc has been seen as his playing partner on at least two occasions while Bob has been on the coast.

"I'm not sure what you're talking about," said Marc Lucenti. "I don't watch my father's game when I'm out there. I'm concentrating on my own shots. I can't account for him, he's a grown man."

Somewhat more agreeing to speak of his father's ways was the older David.

"This wasn't the way my father brought me up," said Dave. "I really don't know how he found that ball in the bush. I mean, he was hitting one ball all day, and he came out of the bush with another. I'm ashamed."

Mr Lucenti's whereabouts now are unknown, but rumour has it that he and his swindling ways are in the Whitsunday Islands, in Northern Queensland. It's possible he is using his golf cheat winnings to fund a trip to the Great Barrier Reef. Knowing Bob, he'll probably find one of his balls at the reef too.

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 7:25 a.m.