The Brother's "Diot"
I usually don't let the pressure get to me for my posts. However, because of demand, I present to you the brother's "Diot". Brother "Ni" on the left, and brother "I" on the right. Also known as Marc and Dave.
I hope they get eaten by a shark.
Soon their father comes here. He's gonna be excited to do some of the things that they do on a daily basis.
1) wake-up (probably the most exciting thing he'll do)
2) turn on the computer (hopefully he brings one, and hopefully he has a fantasy baseball, hockey, football team...because there'll be alot of looking at the daily stats of the players.
3) maybe turn on the TV. Marc and Dave have Foxtel - which is essentially cable.
4) maybe go to the grocery store and buy 1400 bags of chips and dip for Marc. Dave will saunter along.
5) get home and watch an episode of "24" that has been downloading all day.
6) go to bed
Now, if Mr Lucenti chooses to come out with me, here's how a day will go...
1) wake up
2) bike to the beach, go for a boogie board and a run
3) plan a trip to Byron Bay for the afternooon where we may see the most easternly point of australia as well as sit at the Beach Hotel and talk politics or just about the serenity.
4) come back and go for dinner at the Fermented Grape in Broadbeach where the wine is all you can drink.
5) Varsity tavern for some after dinner drinks...
6) midnight we catch the free bus to surfer's paradise and get a free drink at Melba's nightclub.
7) we schmooze some of the local ladies.
8) grab a kebab from Ispa Kebabs, the worst kebab ever, but what history.
9) Make our way back to sailfish cove - home....
that's it for now.
Back to studying....
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 12:53 a.m.
5 Comments:
Hey Gord, you forgot to mention in your daily routine that you ruin people's lives...you can't leave that part out, that is the best part of your day
maybe when you go out you can learn to spell the phrase "a lot". Some think its 1 word, however they would be wrong.
Holy Hanna,
Gordon,
I had no idea that the two brothers 'diot' were so boring. It makes sense that they are never in your blog. It sounds like they are hermits! Keep living brother and don't let them bring you down.
how come you have failed to include the fact that the youngest brother is gay and has the most extensive gay pornography collection in the commonwealth.
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