The Devil Horn Treatment and the Bond Revue
- Every once in a while at www.gordprisco.blogspot.com we give something called the Devil Horn Treatment. It's usually given because someone is being a stubborn fool, or has done something moronic. In this case Jack "The Skuller" Blackburn has deserved it. Why? Because he can't spell, and refuses to learn. It's a disgrace. Mistakes once in a while are ok in casual msn chat or email, but not as much as he does it. Lunch is not spelled "Luanch", what is not spelled "wat" I know is not "I kno". This treatment is well-deserved.
- Sorry to the Bond Revue to have to deal with this picture, but it had to be done today. Anyway, detailed info on the revue can be found on Drew's blog. Good job to her.
- My highlights consisted of Hooper doing Dennis Ong, Marash dressed like a fool (but very good), the band was damn good, and the movie on Bronte and subsequently Bronte's brother. What a show!
- Tonight is student ball where the results of the election will be released. I won't be attending. The $90 ticket is out of the Vitamin's budget at the moment - but I will hopefully be attending the after-party.
- Sun is shining. Work then beach.
- Oh, and by the way...the Bond Yearbook has been released. It's a nice momento and a good read.
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 10:38 p.m.
8 Comments:
The Vitamin V The Skuller - this could get ugly. Can I sell tickets?
you know the real reason i got the treatment, be man enough to disclose it HAHAHAHA
Does this Sheila exist or is 'she' some blow up doll Skuller has purchased on the net whilst highly intoxicated. We need to get into Skuller's room and search it. Should be easy 'pose' as a pizza delivery person!
Well I saw Skuller at 'K mart' yesterday. He was a mess. Stressed out nearly in tears. He was buying a 'puncture' repair kit and a large air pump.
I live in North Tower. I looked into Skuller's window yesterday. He appeared to be dancing with what looked like a young lady. But come to think of it at various stages he was one 'handedly' twirling the young lady perhaps 'blow up doll' around by one ankle.
Later that night I pressed my ear up to his door. I heard a noise like a tyre going flat and Skuller was crying and sobbing.
I heard him say 'I cant lose you. Bloody cheap rubber'
Oh ok that explains it. He has been so happy lately. It also explains that rubber like odour that Skuller has had about him lately. As well as the fact that I saw him in the Post Office every day two weeks ago asking 'has my parcel arrived yet?'
I was promised many weeks ago that the LSA site was to be fixed .... still nothing ... at least it's not as bad as that page.
More Gold Coast style service. As the now departed (may he rest in peace) culinary critic said 'smashed on your plate like porridge in an institution' literaly like it or lump it but pay your ten grand a semester. ie pay your ten grand in fees and get porridge. Then we will 'extract' as much cash as we can form you via
1. photocopying subject material when you pay nearly $3000 per subject
2. Renting space to a bookshop where you pay full price for text books whilst other uni's have a co-op book shop that is ten percent cheaper (to members).
etc
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