Maury is at it again
Maury was doing more lie detector tests today. Surprise, surprise...Darrell did cheat with his neighbour more than 10 times when he said to his fiance that he didn't. But not to fear, she's taking him back.
Other than that, my life has revolved around the National Geographic channel where one rainy day I watched six straight hours of America's Hardest Prisons. It's not really a place where you want to go.
National Geographic has also taught me about building the world's largest bridges and the world's largest dams.
Right now I am going to go for a surf (meaning I will bring a surf board to the beach, lay on it in the water while trying to get on it while waves thrash me around all the while trying not to get eaten by a shark).
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 7:53 p.m.
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You forgot about the bluebottle jellyfish, the sand flies and not breaking your neck.
Oh how I love the Gold Coast.
The surf was like a washing machine down Kiama way this morning all of our towel got wet too. So we all walked back to my uncle's house to the pool so much for the beach. My sister stayed on the beach as she had the sense to move her towel behind the life guard. She also scored a free drink. I couldn't help asking her if she was on Baywatch or in her case Babewatch.
Note to anonymous, No one cares of your nonimportant life
Skuller I can tell you Kiama rocks it is a pretty country sea side town in the great State of New South Wales (just remeber Queensland was once part of NSW). By the way when visiting Kiama you just need to keep clear of the blowho I le as a few people who couldn't read signs have fallen into it over the years.
Blow hole that was I apologise for the typo.
go the shark
Queensland was never part of NSW - they were all collonies (NSW did not exist at the time). The states were created similtaneously on Federation.
Wrong the area which comprises of Queensland was separated from New South Wales in 1859.
Yes you are right about NSW not being a State it was part of a colony until Federation. However, you will note that other colonies included South Australia, Western Australia, Victoria and Tasmania. Queensland was the only colony which was subsumed into New South Wales.
Gord;
I saw an episode of America's Hardest Prisons last night. They have nothing on girls boarding schools.
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Drew - Did the cooks leave the feathers in the chicken?
I didn't see any feathers. But we found a mice head, metal and cockroaches.
One of the teachers had to go away because of his "special" punishment technique. (I hope he went to one of those prisons).
We found feather in our chicken and cockroaches in the kitchen.
There was no special punishment at our school except:
(1) We had one science teacher who used to jump out of the hedges and say "...girls where are you going" if they were sneeking out for a smoke.
(2) Old Mrs Simo the Head of the PE Department apparantley used to wear no undies and her hubby who down the way at the Boys school used to wear her undies.
hmmm ... What school was that? We had a PE teacher that had a hubby in the next school.
Our Priest left because he couldn't handle us. And one teacher left because we left a concrete frog on her desk - she was terrified of concrete frogs - she was fine with the real thing.
PS: the special punishment he inflicted on certain girls got him some very special treatment in prison.
Drew the teacher Head of the PE Dept was from Girls Grammar and her husband taught PE at Boys Grammar. I am not sure if the story about her lack of undies is true I never checked. The Head of PE used to treat us like we were in the Army and would yell at us by oursurname. The school you refer to wasn't in Armidale by any chance was it as that town has been rocked by scandal in recent years.
You know I started up my own political party against pedophiles at the last election and ran as an independant in Cheryl Kernot's old seat.
Our Minister stayed although his daughter was treated badly as everyone knew she had "discounted fees".
Our science teacher who hid in the hedges always wore his white coat. Some girls used to ping off during recess when it backed onto Chapel once a week too. Oh Jeruselum.
Different school and no it was not in Armidale. I think it was the maths teacher who had the hubby at the other school. The girls PE teacher was having an affair with the boys PE teacher. I found it hilarious given she was also teaching us resuss. I have no idea if they wore each other's undies. Her affair was not public knowledge but my Mum was the queen of gossip. That knowledge got me a better grade than I deserved. :)
Ahhh ... those were the days ....
I think I might have gone to school with you.
What was the Science teachers name? Did she stink of cigarettes and refuse to give up? (did Mr Stuart ever return from his year meditating in Tibet?)
Which Girls Grammar was it?
No you didn't go to school with me as there was no Mr Stuart. We had one male teacher in the senior school and he taught chemistry not biology.I am sure that some of the feminist teachers in our school had been to Tibet. You know the type the ones who have those woven Tibetin handbags with there loo brush hair cuts and go around wearing roman sandals. Three of the Tibetin feminists resigned and one year and it made the papers and the news.
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