The Vitamin's Nonsense Page

Basically I'm pissed off

I'm not sure exactly why.

I just went to get in the shower, and there's no F%#@ ing water coming out of the tap!

I'm listening to Coldplay now. As good as they are, literally amazing, why do I want to slit my wrists everytime I listen to them?

Here's my next thought...why am I Canadian? Here's some reasons why I am:

1) I've seen Gordon Lightfoot, Stompin Tom Connors in Concert and I know every god damn word to the Hockey Song and the Canadian Railroad Trilogy
2) I've shovelled snow for four hours straight on more than 50 occasions
3) I've touched the waters of the Atlantic in Halifax and the Pacific in Vancouver
4) In one-day I ate a pound of bacon. Bacon and eggs for breakfast, a bacon sandwich for lunch, and a BLT for Dinner
5) I played outdoor hockey in -35 degree weather at Kinette Rink in North Bay.
6) I've been ice-fishing and tried to lure the fish with Labatt Blue Beer
7) I love Poutine
9) I've been to these cities in Ontario - Renfrew, Arnprior, Smith Falls, Emo, Fort Frances, Sarnia, Windsor, Thunder Bay, Montreal, Mattawa, Caledon, Sudbury, Sault Ste Marie, Gogama, Mactier, Foliette, Alliston, Orillia, Mississauga, Marathon, Lively (SPD), Brampton, Oakville, Carelton Place, Parry Sound, New Liskeard, Ottawa - I could go on forever
10) I've eaten Leamington Tomatoes - raw, and loved them
11) I once drank 8 cups of Tim Hortons Coffee in three hours (that was a complete lie, but I sure remember drinking a shit load of the stuff and loved every minute.
12) I've been to a fur traders auction
13) I've tapped Maple Syrup from a tree
14) I brought a toque (not a beanie - a toque) to Australia just in case
15) I've been 8o mph on a snowmobile - never will I do that again

Ok, that took too much time from my day. I'm gonna go check If i can have a shower now.

I'm motivated about the blog again.

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 10:30 p.m.