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Bond Squash - Player Profile - "DB"

David Basset (DB) is currently ranked #7 on the squash ladder. A former #1 ranked player, DB is mired in a lengthy slump. He also has had to use the rental rackets from the Bond Gym due to an angry tirade after losing to me for about the fourth straight match. Apparently he wanted to see how hard he could throw his racket against the front wall after the match. DB is known for his drop shot, which currently is so effective at dropping that it doesn't even hit the front wall.

In his spare time DB likes to drive his Ford Falcon without registration or insurance (not anymore after that nice officer reminded DB that it wasn't cool) and apparently he likes cuddling.

I reckon that if he grew his hair and had a beard he would be a dead ringer for Cat Stevens (see photo below in previous post).

posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 10:41 p.m.