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This is a message to the ants that were in my room today:"Dear ants. If you're reading this, then you escaped today. I hope you enjoyed that pizza crust that was on my side table. I hope you also noticed your that your cousins won't be coming home tonight. You may or may not have seen me using the vacuum cleaner on them. I'll only say this once...if I ever see one of you in my room, I'll leave you a treat that you're whole family will love...but, it'll be tough waking up after this treat."
On another note, my friend James Payne (from the Gum Incident in an earlier post), tells me
that he's decided to market Lando Calrissian shirts. For those of you that don't know, General Calrissian was leader of the cloud city and served under Admiral Ackbar in the Star Wars movies.
Here's the msn message he sent me:
James:
[I'd have] a picture of him on the back; 'you belong with us among the clouds'
Lando says:
what do you think?
Lando says:
mind you; it was lando, not ackbar who saved the day finding out the deflector shield was still up
Lando says:
did you think about that?
James is also in Law School. He may also have too much time on his hands...but it's a great idea.
Last thing...look at this clip. Just watch the first 30 seconds. I want that dog!
http://www.break.com/index/2legdog4.html
Although, that dog is begging to get hit by a car...
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 5:38 a.m.
1 Comments:
don't forget; he's also a real smoothie with the ladies...
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