Stylin and Profilin...
If you see a guy around campus come Monday syling new shorts, it's just me. Purchased two pairs from K-mart today.
But don't worry, I won't put the hate on you cause you aint stylin.
Peace.
posted by The Vitamin's Blog @ 3:34 a.m.
17 Comments:
Heh who is the young lady? she is pretty! How did you get to take her photo?
Is this the next Mrs Gordon Prisco. Does she want to be part of the Gordon Prisco success story?
Two things...
1) she wouldn't be the next Mrs Gordon Prisco, she'd be the first Mrs Gordon Prisco.
2) Although I do not know this woman, I can safely speak on behalf of her to say that she wants nothing to do with my story.
What's with the tilt of the Head? Is that model training? What were you doing to make her turn her head that way? Where is this taken? What was she looking at?
Heh I like the name 'Bambi". I loved that movie. Gordon I dont knowmif your trying to protect her because she is looking at this blog now and you really like her and want her to be part of the Gordon Prisco success story. However, if you are not interested in that way do you mind if I go down to K mart and ask her out? Please hurry with your response as Kmart is about to shut!
Is that like her real name? Bambi is not a very common name! Just trying it out here dont have an anxiety attack Gordon. Hmmm Mrs Bambi Prisco. Ah yes its beautiful. Perfect. Ah but this is 2006. Hmmm Mr Gordon Bambi. Ah better thats great. Its perfection.
I am sure that Gord wouldn't mind at all however, you had better ask Bambi nicley first.
This young lady is probably a student or maybe this is her second job to pay off her first block of Units on the Coast. She takes pride in her appearance. Her hair is beautifully groomed. Nice earings. Makeup just a touch and finished off with that RED lipstick. Uniform not only clean but pressed. In short she takes pride in her presentation. No signs of drug or alcohol abuse. No tattoos evident. Well nourished with clear eyes. Gordon you have permission to 'court' this young lady.
This "courting" could be a problem.
Isn't that an Amercian Kmart uniform?
Your new woman is famous Gord!!!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1223051mugs4.html
Remember you dont need to wash your shorts before you put them on. If you get a skin disease you can just sue.
oh. by 'a skin disease' I mean a NEW one...
:)
I KNOW THIS CHICK!
she went to my old school..
Hillcrest Christian College. ahh good old school. her sister Hayley was in my grade.. but i forget wat her name is.. i'm pretty sure it's not "bambi".
She was a hott lil kid. totally ruled grade 4. she went out with a guy called Tim...
and that's bout all i got on her. hehe
small world huh.
Now listen young man who posted his comment at 6:26AM can I can swear before the Grand Jury that skin disease wasn't the king of ailment that Gord has been complaining about. So as a token of my appreciation I would like to extend my middle index finger to you. If I may have one final albiet reasonable request could I please ask Gord to return his Lycra Bike shorts back to K-Mart by COB this Monday.
Well Gord if you ask me I think Bambi is a bit of a Princess you know. Anyway what were you doing hanging out with all of those nongs down at K-Mart when you should have been studying.
Oh and btw I like my men to have a bit of team with theme and thought that those new lycra shorts of yours might look really good with some anti-cancer sunnies, cruchi jumper (like that one you wore at Tullermarine Airport) and a matching man bag for that David Haselhoff look.
It is your destiny Gord.
I like what I see and it's a shame that I can't be there to coach you through your first date with this lovely young vixen.
If I can offer Gord some prudent advice here could I suggest that he wish to consider how it will work when he is thirty-six and she is only sixteen.
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