Saturday, November 04, 2006

Live Wire

I've kinda admitted in the past that I partake in this AC/DC message board. Not that I comment very often at all, but I do read everything people say. Basically it involves crazy fans talking about their favourite band and mine.

But it's more than just a discussion on their favourite album, or why Bon Scott is better than Brian Johnson (or vice versa). They actually talk about crazy things. In fact, some crazed fan showed up at Angus' house in the Netherlands the other day to take a picture of the house and just happened to see Angus and also take a picture of him.

Anyway, for the last long while people just bitch and complain about the lack of a new album.

This is what one of them had to say...I thought it was funny - you may not.

The guys username is Calif Coooool .


OK, now I am pissed again. Look at Cliff (bassist), dude is obviously older but he still looks like a rocker. Look at Malcolm (Angus' brother and fellow guitarist in the band) for hell's sake....sure he is gotten a bit ugly but the dude still looks like he is ready to rock. You can be ugly and still rock ....look at alice cooper for hells sake.

I just saw Roger Waters a couple weeks ago....front row of course. Dude is 64 or something and went grey but it doesnt matter ....still rocks and looks the part.

Then we have this short motherfucker (Angus) who used to to look the very essence of rock and now he goes totally bald, takes pictures with any faggotty looking euro douchebag that knocks on his door that sits in his house and thinks about drinking tea and what he will have for lunchypoo. WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT!?!

If you look up the definition of rock no roll in a dictionary, you see a picture of angus back when he was in this band called AC/DC. Now, the little motherfucker looks like he is getting ready for a nursing home.

ANGUS!!! THIS IS CALIFORNIA COOL TALKING!!! GET YOUR BALD MOTHERFUCKING ASS TO A MOTHERFUCKING HAIR-TRANSPLANT DOCTOR!!! THEN, GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LAZY ASS TO THE STUDIO WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BROTHER WHO STILL LOOKS LIKE HE CAN ROCK AND PUT OUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING ROCKNROLL SONGS LIKE YOU USED TO DO!!! ITS BEEN 7 YEARS YOU ASSHOLE!!! SEVEN FUCKING YEARS!!! THANKS FOR KEEPING IN TOUCH YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE!!! THANKS FOR KEEPING YOUR FANS UP TO DATE YOU ME-ONLY-THINKING FUCKWAD!!! SORRY I AM NOT SUCH A EURO-DICK THAT I DONT COME KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR LIKE A STAR-STRUCK LITTLE BITCH BUT I HAVE A LIFE UNLIKE THOSE TYPES OF ASSHOLES!!! THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING SO CONSIDERATE AND KEEPING IN TOUCH YOU LITTLE BALD BASTARD!!!! NOW GET YOUR LAZY BALD ASS BACK IN GEAR!!! ANOTHER S.U.L. (Stiff Upper Lip - their last album) WOULD DO ME FINE!!! ANOTHER BACK IN BLACK WOULD BE EVEN BETTER!!! THANKS FOR CARING....DICKWAD!!!!!!

3 Comments:

At 10:06 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taking part in a message board is soooo nerdy ... you are no longer cool.

 
At 10:58 p.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

No longer cool?

 
At 11:40 a.m., Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind another ACDC album. THey've always rocked and are partly responsible for me blowing byt the wrong exit on the 401 the other day. I was rocking out to "Big Guns" and blew right passed the Avenue Road exit forcing me to take the scenic route downtown haha...

 

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